Собака машет хвостом

[ymarkov]

Когда скандал накрыл Билла Клинтона, он бросился бомбить Ирак.

Когда скандал накрыл Бориса Джонсона, он отменил ковидные ограничения:

England's Plan B measures are to end from next Thursday, with mandatory face coverings in public places and Covid passports both dropped, Boris Johnson has announced.

Такая мера мне однозначно больше нравится :-) А тем временем Байден принял решение раздать народу 400 млн. масок N95 безвозмездно, то есть даром, за ваши налоги.

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[malenkiyscot]

А Байден разжигает войну с Россией

[rasta]

Верно, только разжигает Не бидон, а мировые лживые СМИ.

Помимо этого они теперь дружно замалчивают тему отмены ковидобесния в Британии, пусть даже и временной.

[malenkiyscot]

Я имел в виду "Байден", в кавычках (Госдеп и прочая элитная бюрократия, СМИ, и т.д.)
Байден без кавычек и в туалет сам пойти не может.

[straktor]

ну да, потребовал гарантий нерасширения одкб
сосредоточил 300 тысяч войск в 200 км от столицы РФ
в подъедах он как, по-вашему, сцыт, или всё ещё обама?

[malenkiyscot]

Расширяет НАТО, несмотря на обещание Запада не делать этого. Подвёл ракеты по самое немогу в зоне жизненных интересов России...

Не надо поддаваться на Западную пропаганду. Последние пару лет должны были этому нас хорошо научить.


"Earthman, the planet you lived on was commissioned, paid for, and run by mice. It was destroyed five minutes before the completion of the purpose for which it was built, and we've got to build another one."

Only one word registered with Arthur.

"Mice?" he said.

"Indeed, Earthman."

"Look, sorry--are we talking about the little white furry things with the cheese fixation and women standing on tables screaming in early sixties sit coms?"

Slartibartfast coughed politely.

"Earthman," he said, "it is sometimes hard to follow your mode of speech. Remember I have been asleep inside this planet of Magrathea for five million years and know little of these early sixties sit coms of which you speak. These creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyperintelligent pan-dimensional beings. The whole business with the cheese and the squeaking is just a front."

The old man paused, and with a sympathetic frown continued.

"They've been experimenting on you, I'm afraid."

Arthur thought about this for a second, and then his face cleared.

"Ah no," he said, "I see the source of the misunderstanding now. No, look, you see, what happened was that we used to do experiments on them. They were often used in behavioural research, Pavlov and all that sort of stuff. So what happened was that the mice would be set all sorts of tests, learning to ring bells, run around mazes and things so that the whole nature of the learning process could be examined. From our observations of their behaviour we were able to learn all sorts of things about our own . . ."

Arthur's voice tailed off.

"Such subtlety . . ." said Slartibartfast, "one has to admire it."