Пиджин

Знакомые тексты на близком языке могут звучать забавно. (В детстве я радовался, например, предупреждениям на гдр-вском тюбике клея на всяких языках: "Лепило за пластмасси, огнеупасно".) Тут мне дали наводку на сайт с переводами Библии на разные языки, в том числе гавайский пиджин:

Den Memucan stan in front da king an da alii. He tell, “No was agains ony you, da king, dat Queen Vashti do dis ting. She do um agains da alii guys too, an agains da peopo inside all da districks wea you, King Xerxes, stay da king. You know, all da wahines goin hear wat da queen wen do, an dey goin tink az okay fo dem make to dea husbans jalike dey no need lissen dem. Dey goin tell, ‘King Xerxes wen tell his guys fo bring Queen Vashti in front him, but she neva go.’ Az why today, da alii wahines from Persia an Media dat stay hear awready wat da queen wen do, dey goin talk to all da alii guys lidat too. Dey no goin show respeck, an dey goin make argue.

“Az why, if you like, sen out dis rule, an tell yoa peopo fo write um inside da rules fo Persia an Media. Den no mo nobody can change da rule: Vashti no goin eva come one mo time wea King Xerxes stay. Den you goin make anodda wahine da queen. Goin be somebody mo betta den Vashti dat goin lissen wat her husban tell. Den, wen erybody all ova dis big wide land hear dis importan rule da king tell, all da wahines goin show respeck fo dea husbans, from da mos importan one to da ones dat not importan.”

Da king an his alii guys like wat Memucan tell, so da king do wat Memucan tell him fo do. He sen messenja guys all ova da land wit lettas fo da main guys inside ery districk, fo ery peopo in dea languages an alphabets. Dey tell da peopo dat ery man gotta be da main leada guy inside his house.