ymarkov | Not Enforced, But Still There - Some Old Massachusetts Laws

The scales of justice weigh hundreds of laws each day in Massachusetts. Here is a peek at some of the more obscure rules on the books in the Bay State. While we have to admit, we did not sort through every local law book out there - to the best we can determine, these laws are still on the books.

In Massachusetts, it is illegal to sing only a portion of 'The Star Spangled Banner' in public. So make sure you're committed to finishing the song once you start it. Note: it's also illegal to dance to it.
Did you know... it is illegal to dance on Sunday - unless, of course, you are folk dancing or square dancing.
Spitting on the sidewalk is not only gross, but it's also illegal in Boston.
You're not going to get a buzz off of rum cordials sold in local stores. Candy can't contain more than 1% alcohol by Massachusetts law.
Did you know... in Massachusetts it is illegal to sell rabbits, ducks, or chickens that have been dyed a different color.
A City of Boston ordinance makes it illegal to harrass someone in public with a laser beam. Take that, Darth Vader.
Partying with the sick is discouraged. It's illegal to give beer to hospital patients in Massachusetts.
Keep your mule at home, unless you work on the first floor. It is illegal to keep a mule on the second story of a Boston building (unless there is more than one exit).
No cows allowed! In the 1830s it became illegal to let your cows or sheep graze on Boston Common.
While you're at the Common, make sure you don't walk, stand or sit on the grass without a proclamation from the mayor. Also no lying or sleeping on the benches without Mr. Mayor's approval.
In Boston, it's illegal to play ball in the street.
Hold your horses! It is illegal to drive a horse-drawn carriage through snow or ice with fewer than three bells attached.
Practicing your shot on a target that looks like your ex may help with stress relief, but watch out for the cops. It's against the law for shooting ranges to set up targets that resemble human beings.
The Cold War is over, but it's still against the law in Massachusetts to be affiliated with the Communist Party.
Massachusetts General Law makes it illegal to reproach Jesus Christ or the Holy Ghost.