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Медведи увидели, что постель медвежонка измята, и поняли: здесь была Маша.

Кругом было тихо, как будто все вымерли... Какая красота!

Лоси забежали во двор и обделались от страха.

Его глаза с нежностью смотрели друг на друга.
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On Hermeneuitcs

[Hermeneutics: The science or art of interpretation, especially of Scripture.]

Suppose you're traveling to work and you see a Stop sign. What do you do?

1. An average Jew doesn't bother to read the sign but will stop if the car in front of him does.

2. A fundamentalist stops at the sign and waits for it to tell him to go.

3. An Orthodox Jew does one of two things:

(a) Stops at the sign, says "Blessed art thou, O Lord our God, King of the universe, who hast given us thy commandment to stop", waits 3 seconds according to his watch, and then proceeds.

(b) Takes another route to work that doesn't have a Stop sign so that he doesn't run the risk of disobeying the halachah.
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