Date: 2019-08-04 03:22 pm (UTC)
cjelli: (Дж.Б. & д.л. В.Г.)
From: [personal profile] cjelli
A wife comes home and tells her husband, "Dear, something is wrong with my car. It's got water in the carburetor."
The husband replies, "That's not possible."

The wife insists, "Well, there is water in the carburetor."

"You cannot have water in the carburetor," says the husband.

"Well," says the wife, "my car has it."

The husband gets up and sighs, "Okay, fine. Where is the car?"

The wife points toward the backyard, "In the swimming pool."

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